(no longer) Tampa's least [most] eligible bachelor
Matthew Sandler
Uses ten dollar words when one dollar words will “do just fine.”
Don’t feel like you have to hold your applause, I am quite impressive.
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Superman: Doomsday Review
Released: September 2007 Main Characters: Superman (SURPRISE), Doomsday? Superman Clone? Doomsday is here for about fifteen minutes. Supporting Characters: Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, Superman Clone? …
Watching & Ranking All DC Animated Universe Movies
Nerdy topic? Questionably interesting? Aren’t there better things you could do with your time? Is this your commitment to never getting laid again? Does this …
Quick Update on Me, Writing, & the Future!
I haven’t written here in a minute but to give the few and far between who read an update, I quit my job last month! …
Tecate, or How to Tap Into a New Market by Changing a Meaning
This article originally appeared in The Lombardian, a Tallahassee-based blog. Since then, I’ve had Tecate. It’s alright. Enter a new beer (to us, not the …
Stream Wars 3: Return of the Delivery Guy
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Great name. Amazon has been rolling out some fresh features lately. …
The Value of Extending an NBA Playoff Series
This article originally appeared in The Lombardian, a Tallahassee-based blog. Many arguments have been fielded recently regarding the somewhat capricious nature of the National Basketball …
Sunlit Youth and a Fading Sound: Local Natives Third Album Disappoints Just a Little
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Since writing, I’ve seen Local Natives in concert and I can …
What Makes a Presidential Playlist Good?
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Since writing, actually not a whole helluva lot has changed, even …
Cudderisback?
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Since writing, Kid Cudi released Passion, Pain, & Demon Slayin’. Recently …
Stream Wars 2: Revenge of the Beat
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Great name. In February of this year an article was published …
Stream Wars 1: Streaming Services and Their Effect on the Music Industry
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Great name. Being a digital native comes with certain perks. Joining …
Tear Down This Hall – Outliving the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
This article originally appeared in The Florida Basement, the former Swamp Records Gainesville-based blog. Recently Stereogum reported the addition of N.W.A, the rap group of …
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